Cláudio é de Recife. Ex-estagiário no tribunal, por esporte. Tem casa na praia e passa os fins de semana em Salvador. Fã de Chiclete com Banana e tem uma bandana do Bel emoldurada na parede do quarto!
Um dos maiores micos que passei foi recentemente.
Estava eu no Tribunal e uma amiga ligou, perguntando se eu não queria carona. Ela trabalha numa empresa onde ela anda de taxi, totalmente free. Aí eu topei. E ela disse: Desce que estou passando.
Beleza!
Fiquei lá, esperando, falando ao telefone com uma amiga em comum da gente. E eu, na minha finess peculiar, falava: "É, Dani, tô esperando aquela rapariga daquela nega e... ops! Ela chegou!!!"
Um taxi parou na rua, eu entrei, ainda no celular falando alto e dizendo: "Pronto, Dani, ja to aqui com essa puta dessa nega! É... vamo no xop..."
...e o taxi nao saía do lugar!
Até que finalmente decidi olhar pro lado, falando: "Ô, rapariga, pq esse tax..." ...tinha uma menina olhando pra mim com uma expressão entre chocada e risonha.
Tudo o que consegui dizer foi: PUTA QUE PARIU, DANI! EU TÔ NO TAXI ERRADO!!!
E fiquei num desespero, tentando abrir a porta e a porta nao abria. E eu, aimeudeus aimeudeus!!!
Enfim, saí! E fui embora, andando, todo duro, e fiquei atrás de um poste, pra ninguem decorar minha cara!
Minutos depois, a porra da nega liga e diz: Vaquinha (porque sou carinhosamente chamado assim), passei do Tribunal. Eu to de carro. Vem andando mais pra frente!!!
Dia feliz, não!?
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